It has come, it has come, the time to buy new things.
Shiny, spiny, turny, clicky.
Not one, not two, not even ten to observe.
But more than one can possibly imagine, it’s absurd.
There’s phone, and there’s media players, tables, readers, and tablet phone beepers.
They have screens, they make noice, they go beep beep ring beep.
One costs a hundred, another costs two, together their price is more than Chum Choo.
You can’t have them all, but we’ll market them as such, saying this is a deal, with ten percent off.
I rush around amazon, ebay, and froogle, to find that my pocket book just can’t hold to its GET FREE IPODS NOW, CLICK HERE!!!
I don’t want them all, I don’t even want half.
I just want to run free linux apps.
I don’t need to make phone calls, but ubiquitous internet is nice.
There’s netbooks, and notebooks, PDAs, but I still need my textbooks.
And up to now, I’ve to mention, the plethora of software.
There’s android, and iPhone, Memo, Rockbox, WebOS, and too much more.
In the end, you can only have some, as there’s not that much money to be had.
But be sure, that in three months, your device, will be old and bland.

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